Please, do not use the word 'organ' to describe the thing, as in the phrase 'another man's organ'. It makes it sound like one of his lungs is in play, or something. Yuck!
Heh. I'm tempted to reply with the fic tropes regarding penises I've seen that were equally terrible, but not having the appendage in question, I'll pass.
I'm reminded of a comm that was, as far as I know, specific to livejournal, dedicated to all the godawful descriptions of typically male anatomy out there in fiction. Eeeeeeek! :P
I think the worst penis euphemisms I read that was made in earnest was "purple-helmeted warrior." "Amorous rod," "disgorging mantool," "throbbing maleness" are also contenders, and possibly "double-height steakums," which I can no longer remember the true meaning of.
...yes I keep a document on my computer called BadSexEuphemisms.txt, don't judge me!
What can I say, for a while I was a connosieur of abysmally mauve prose, seeking the worst of the worst!
I only made like one post on weepingcock; I felt like the stories of the old master swordsmen who created their greatest masterpiece, realized they could never top it, and quit the craft forever.
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Date: 2017-07-19 01:04 pm (UTC)My Evil plan is working... Mwhahaha!
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Date: 2017-07-20 02:55 am (UTC)And yet...musically speaking it kinda...works?
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Date: 2017-07-20 02:59 am (UTC)make your own kind of music
Date: 2017-07-20 08:32 am (UTC)Oh, but they do! This is why I and my friends have been known to refer to noises-made-while-climaxing as "singing". :)
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Date: 2017-07-19 01:12 pm (UTC)But no, I get you. I didn't really think about it much because I was thinking about it in the context of the scene, but.
-Fallon~
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Date: 2017-07-20 03:04 am (UTC)...yes I keep a document on my computer called BadSexEuphemisms.txt, don't judge me!
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Date: 2017-07-20 05:25 pm (UTC)I only made like one post on weepingcock; I felt like the stories of the old master swordsmen who created their greatest masterpiece, realized they could never top it, and quit the craft forever.
--Rogan
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Date: 2017-07-20 06:07 pm (UTC)That is all.