Date: 2017-07-20 03:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lb_lee
I think the worst penis euphemisms I read that was made in earnest was "purple-helmeted warrior." "Amorous rod," "disgorging mantool," "throbbing maleness" are also contenders, and possibly "double-height steakums," which I can no longer remember the true meaning of.

...yes I keep a document on my computer called BadSexEuphemisms.txt, don't judge me!
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