when talking about a cock...

[chanter1944]

This is specific to fic, for the record.

Please, do not

use the word 'organ' to describe the thing, as in the phrase 'another man's organ'. It makes it sound like one of his lungs is in play, or something. Yuck!


That is sharding well all! :P

Comments

[alatefeline]

Heh. I'm tempted to reply with the fic tropes regarding penises I've seen that were equally terrible, but not having the appendage in question, I'll pass.

[chanter1944]

I'm reminded of a comm that was, as far as I know, specific to livejournal, dedicated to all the godawful descriptions of typically male anatomy out there in fiction. Eeeeeeek! :P

[lb_lee]

I think the worst penis euphemisms I read that was made in earnest was "purple-helmeted warrior." "Amorous rod," "disgorging mantool," "throbbing maleness" are also contenders, and possibly "double-height steakums," which I can no longer remember the true meaning of.

...yes I keep a document on my computer called BadSexEuphemisms.txt, don't judge me!

[alatefeline]

*hides under furniture*

[lb_lee]

Man, I hadn't picked up that document since late 2009. It was a total nostalgia blast!

[chanter1944]

*joins Alatefeline in hiding under furniture* Eeeeeeeeeks! Oh God. :(

[lb_lee]

What can I say, for a while I was a connosieur of abysmally mauve prose, seeking the worst of the worst!

I only made like one post on weepingcock; I felt like the stories of the old master swordsmen who created their greatest masterpiece, realized they could never top it, and quit the craft forever.

--Rogan

[kellan_the_tabby]

'Substantial tadger'.

That is all.