vampire economists?
Oct. 20th, 2005 04:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chanter1944Giggle-worthiness again, heard on another Dead Ringers episode.
During a spoof on George W. Bush, a leading adviser brought up that the American economy was growing at an extremely slow rate. Bush answered by saying "We have to bring in an economist from the street that all good economists come from."
Of course, cue the Sesame Street theme And enter the count. And he goes "I am the count! I want to suck your blood and save your country! Count with me! One international recession, ha ha ha!"
So the lead adviser speaks up again and says "I'm sorry, but as much as I respect you, I can't leave the U.S. economy in the hands of a one-dimensional character." the count's answer?
"I thought he was already in Washington."
*snicker, snicker, snicker!*
To my dear and bumbling president... :)
During a spoof on George W. Bush, a leading adviser brought up that the American economy was growing at an extremely slow rate. Bush answered by saying "We have to bring in an economist from the street that all good economists come from."
Of course, cue the Sesame Street theme And enter the count. And he goes "I am the count! I want to suck your blood and save your country! Count with me! One international recession, ha ha ha!"
So the lead adviser speaks up again and says "I'm sorry, but as much as I respect you, I can't leave the U.S. economy in the hands of a one-dimensional character." the count's answer?
"I thought he was already in Washington."
*snicker, snicker, snicker!*
To my dear and bumbling president... :)
