that meme that's afoot

Yoinked from muccamukk.

Give me a character you know I know, and I will tel you:

1. How I feel about this character
2. All the people I ship romantically with this character
3. My non-romantic OTP for this character
4. My unpopular opinion about this character
5. One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
6. Random pet theory about this character that you won't convince me is not true.

One limit I'm putting in place for this one. Please don't ask me anything Stargate? I can't bear it right now.