note to dog

Dear Bosco,
When the goofy human packmate is lying on the floor, it means I'm either a) searching for something that's rolled waaaay under a piece of furniture, or b) exercising. If b), and leg-lifts are involved, there is no need to get the puppy super zoomies and spin a frenetic skidding circle around my head, or to run underneath my legs while I'm lifting them*. Yes, to you, human on the floor means play!, but to me, it means losing ten pounds. Sorry, fuzzball. Cracked me up, though.
Love,
the goofy human packmate with the weird music

*No, this sort of leg-lifting is not the same for canines as it is for humans. Totally different cultural norm there, I'm glad to say.