Holy [expletive deleted!] ... holy [expletive deleted!]

[chanter1944]

The giant orange toot is guilty on all charges! Verdict just handed down. Boom, buddy, that's what the jury said!

A few minutes ago, my personal phone started blowing up. I thought it was someone pinging me about future plans, be that tonight's walk or September's birthday travels. Nope! It was the friend I intend to go walking with, but she had some news for me instead! I'd been checking NPR all morning, waiting for an update, and when I ignored it for a few hours - kerboom! Verdict!

I yelped delighted profanity all over the apartment. Quite a few times. I hope my neighbors aren't concerned, but considering the poop word was often paired with laughter, hopefully they figured out it was happy cursing, if they even heard me.

I still can't quite believe it. And now my phone is blowing up some more. I texted the family groupchat with the news, plus meimichan and the friend who passed me the update in the first place, so I have no doubt who's making my text message chime go off this time.

I'm paying attention to my work phone and e-mail during all this, honestly I am. :) I'm darn lucky it's not busy this afternoon!

:D!

Comments

[warriorsavant]

Like all well-heeled, major criminals, his tactic is to delay, delay, delay. Unlike most well-heeled, major criminals, I think he believes his own BS. Still, I'm delighted at the verdict.

[chanter1944]

He might be all about the delays, but the jury clearly wasn't! XD Sentencing hearing July 11. I'll stock up on wasabi popcorn.

[warriorsavant]

Don’t forget to wear your MAGA hat while watching. The irony would be delicious. Well, actually, his going to jail (admittedly unlikely) would improve the country.

[chanter1944]

If I wear anything red that day, it'll be either Badger red (local university sports) or sparkly nail polish. :P

I dearly want to see his sorry butt in the slammer. Dearly.

[warriorsavant]

Go Badgers! (whoevertheheck they are)!!

I’m a good law’n’order person myself. I just have very different ideas as to whom belongs in jail than the MAGA crowd does.

[soc_puppet]

This may be a small victory, but I will hold onto it with everything I've got.

[chanter1944]

As will I.