Please, do not use the word 'organ' to describe the thing, as in the phrase 'another man's organ'. It makes it sound like one of his lungs is in play, or something. Yuck!
I think the worst penis euphemisms I read that was made in earnest was "purple-helmeted warrior." "Amorous rod," "disgorging mantool," "throbbing maleness" are also contenders, and possibly "double-height steakums," which I can no longer remember the true meaning of.
...yes I keep a document on my computer called BadSexEuphemisms.txt, don't judge me!
What can I say, for a while I was a connosieur of abysmally mauve prose, seeking the worst of the worst!
I only made like one post on weepingcock; I felt like the stories of the old master swordsmen who created their greatest masterpiece, realized they could never top it, and quit the craft forever.
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...yes I keep a document on my computer called BadSexEuphemisms.txt, don't judge me!
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I only made like one post on weepingcock; I felt like the stories of the old master swordsmen who created their greatest masterpiece, realized they could never top it, and quit the craft forever.
--Rogan
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That is all.