kink-adjacent political humor

[chanter1944]

Skip if so desired. NSFW. CW: Dark humor, involving Velveeta Voldie.

Edited to add: I've taken out the second bit of this, so there are no longer the more detailed hypothetical references to assault beneath the cut. I went too far for even myself there, at least aloud/in text. Sorry, folks.


Me, on Cheeto Benito telling governors that they should dominate protesters:

Well, I always knew he was a member of the shitty, unsafe doms club.


How the {bleeeeeep} do I even tag this?!

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[chanter1944]

I'm now grateful, all over again, that I've never touched either franchise. Blehrgh. :(

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[dialecticdreamer]

I read all of "Twilight" in a car, in less than 45 minutes. On a dare. I'm not sure whether I was nauseated by the car ride or the story